It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
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