Thursday, February 09, 2006

Men and women belong to different worlds

I saw this tidbits on the newspaper. Thought I post it here:

Men and women belong to different worlds
  • Money: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but which is on sale.
  • Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom: A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel from the Marriott.
    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of them.
  • Marrieage: A woman marries a man expecting him to change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.
  • Dressing up: A woman will dress up to go shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book and read the mail.
    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
  • Final thought: Any married man should forget his mistakes.
    There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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