Friday biz joke

A young man starting up his new business was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it, "I'm sorry, but my schedule is so full that I'm not going to be able to help you with that for at least a month. I'll get back to you." He then turned to the man who had just walked in and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"

"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm just here to hook up your phone."

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Church Bulletins

Real Advertisements? These were supposedly in church bulletins...

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

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Hmm...Wonder what Lewinsky would thing of this?

Silly Laws - Idaho

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (I'd hate to see the sweetheart :o)

You may not fish on a camel's back.

Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

A little marketing tip...

Here's a little marketing tip for you internet marketers out there.

Recently, I receive an email asking for help about this product/service that I was promoting. Actually, he didn't bought the product from me. But, he needed help and the people that he had paid to didn't reply to his email. First, I don't know why this seller don't want to reply to their customer emails asking for help. I guess, they're only interested in selling and making money!

Me, ehem..being a good samaritan are always happy to help someone even though they're not actually my customer. So, I reply to his email asking which program he had joined and what's the problem that he is having?

He replied that he had bought a $6 by 6 Million package and didn't know what to do next. I thought to myself this guy must be a newbie. Since, he didn't even know what he bought!

So, I told him that all he has to do is download the provided reseller page, change the payment link so that customer will pay him and just promote it. Included with the $6 by 6 Million package was links to ebooks, classifed, forums etc. Places for us to go to and promote the package. I told him to click every link and see for himself what it's all about. Learn by using the ready made Ads headlines and promoting via traffic exchanges and safelist posting.

That's all to it really. After that email, he didn't email me again. Well, so much for the "thank you" email. Anyway, I was curious about the email he was using and I sometime check it out to see which Internet service they were using. I surf and browse through it and voila. I found a place to put my ads on their classified section.

I check it out and realize, there weren't any Internet Marketer promoting their product there. Heh heh, I thought to myself. A virgin classified. I'll be the KING there!

Classified on the Internet are so saturated with the same products, it doesn't seem to work. But, if you can find some "jewel" to place your ads then you might find a lot of 'newbie' to market your info products etc. This people are new to making money on the internet and some of them are really interested to know what it's all about. So, since there's nobody else there to help and guide them won't they ask you? And only you?

Like they say, in a blind country the one-eyed is the KING!

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Are YOU a believer?

Okay, this post might freak you out. So, beware!

Let me first ask you a question. Are you a believer in GOD? A believer in GOD and his wills?

For some of you out there, I know you're an atheis. That's your problem with HIM. But, this post is not about the "un-believer". This post is a subject that just hit me and get's me thinking.

You see, it just hit me that, really there's nothing GOD can't do. I mean what is your knowledge about GOD? What do you know about GOD? What do you think a GOD should be? And the question goes on. Of course, in my religion Islam, we are taught a certain characteristics about GOD that we should believe and also some of the things that we shouldn't believe. Example, GOD is not a man or a woman. GOD stand by Himself and he has no children, no father, no mother, no relatives etc.

I know other religion have their own belief. I don't want to bash them. Let them think for themselves if their religion is base on truth or just pure conjecture. I don't care, as long as I know where I stand. But, I'm not here to promote my religion. That's not the point of today's posting.

As I said, I have my own belief and you have yours.

Here's what I'm getting at. You see, in "this world" in "this reality" that we are all in. Is it really reality? Have you thought of why man can't fly and soars freely among the clouds above? GOD created earth and created "laws" which we have to follow no matter what. HIS "law" state that man can't fly but birds can. I'm not talking about man flying in an aeroplane here. I mean really fly free like a bird. Like a "superman" does. You see if GOD wills it, you and me CAN fly like superman. If GOD "delete" the "laws" that govern gravity, the need for wings etc.

In this world, we are restricted in some ways and man always try to find a way around GOD restrictions. Man created aeroplane so that he can fly. Created rockets so he can go to the moon. Man build machines, cars, bicycle, house to improve the way we do things, the way we live. GOD knows what man can and cannot do. GOD see what you can and cannot see. GOD sometime put a veil on your eyes to protect you. But some are allowed to see what others can't see. Some will do good with what GOD has shown them, some will seek to hide it from others for selfish reasons. If you study history and look back at where we once were and where we are now, you'll know that there's more to life. There's more to discover about life. There's so much to learn in our short lifespan. That shows you how small we are compare to GOD. Man use to thought that they are GOD, but GOD always shows them how wrong they were. Because of their limited knowledge of the world they live in. If you think you know it all then, just look around and you'll see, that isn't the truth.

If you believe in GOD, you will know that GOD can do anything. He can create peace on earth but he doesn't. Why? Of course there's a reason for it. But, let think for a second. Why is there war, famine, poverty? Have you ever thought that men themselves is the reason for this? Why look to GOD when He has provided you with brain, with the resources to do something about all this problem?

Men themselves has created all these problem. Where there's a will, there's a way. Ever heard of this saying? Have GOD ever stop you from achieving anything that you so desires? We limit ourselves on what we can and cannot do. In this world, there's really nothing that you can't do. Even if you wish to be a superman! The only reason we can't be superman or superwoman for that matter because GOD has set laws that we have to follow. And man always try to find a way around this laws. That's where our brain comes in. GOD give us brain to utilize it. For us to store information, to use that information to help ourselves. To govern ourselves. GOD gives us brain so that we create a hammer that our hand can use to bind woods together to build a house, boats. In time we improve our knowledge through our own research, brain storming to improve things. To improve our life.

Now, GOD can show Himself to the world and say "I am GOD". Even if there's people who don't believe HIM right there and then he will destroy them. It's so easy to do all this. It's so easy for GOD to end it all. But GOD has set a time for all that to happen. When? Well, it's not really a question of when it's just a question of will you be ready? Be ready for judgement day? Be ready to "see" GOD with your own eyes? See the truth with your own eyes? Seeing is believing. On earth, people want to see GOD and then they'll believe. Like I said, it's so easy for GOD to show himself to us and end it all. But, the time will come when it's time.

For now, just believe...