Tuesday, March 22, 2005

A drunk walked into a bar

A drunk walked into a bar. After staring a long time at a woman at the bar he walked over and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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