Classic Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 p.m.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. I had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
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Saturday, April 29, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
Chelsea, EPL Champion twice in a row..
Boy oh boy!
This saturday, Chelsea FC will have a chance again to become English Premier League champion! Twice in a row!
Which of course, I'm sure of it. And to top it of they'll get the satisfaction of disposing Man U on the way. Yeap, this Saturday, tomorrow 7:00pm Singapore time I'll be glued to my TV set to watch the match "live". Will they do it? Well, let's just wait and see!
Here's a link to an article of the match up plus news on other matches.
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This past few weeks been interesting for me and the world of sports. Michael Schumacher finally making the podium after a couple of losses in the past few races. I'm glad for him and for Ferrari. It's been hell for them. They seem to have fall out by the side since Alonso storm his way to win the championship last season.
Well, that's why he's a 7 time F1 Champion. He never give up. Keep pushing in life and you'll reap what you sow. That's what life is all about people.
That's it for today.. be happy!
This saturday, Chelsea FC will have a chance again to become English Premier League champion! Twice in a row!
Which of course, I'm sure of it. And to top it of they'll get the satisfaction of disposing Man U on the way. Yeap, this Saturday, tomorrow 7:00pm Singapore time I'll be glued to my TV set to watch the match "live". Will they do it? Well, let's just wait and see!
Here's a link to an article of the match up plus news on other matches.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
This past few weeks been interesting for me and the world of sports. Michael Schumacher finally making the podium after a couple of losses in the past few races. I'm glad for him and for Ferrari. It's been hell for them. They seem to have fall out by the side since Alonso storm his way to win the championship last season.
Well, that's why he's a 7 time F1 Champion. He never give up. Keep pushing in life and you'll reap what you sow. That's what life is all about people.
That's it for today.. be happy!
Saturday, April 22, 2006
So I Quit
So I Quit
I first read that smoking was bad. So I quit that.
I then read that drinking was bad. So I quit that.
Then, I read that sex was bad. So I just quit reading.
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I first read that smoking was bad. So I quit that.
I then read that drinking was bad. So I quit that.
Then, I read that sex was bad. So I just quit reading.
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Friday, April 14, 2006
Askmen.com - Staying Single
You're single -- a heat-seeking bachelor, committed to no one in particular, able to party like John Belushi and sleep until noon with no one underfoot to tell you to do otherwise. It's a great life, and why shouldn't it be?
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Does majority choices always mean right?
You know, I've been looking around and thinking. It seems that okay maybe everybody already know this but just because the majority thinks that someone is a good leader or the majority make a choice that seems right doesn't mean that it IS! IS it?
The thing is don't just follow the crowd!
The crowd might just be running over a cliff!
So, beware and think for yourself and don't just follow the crowd.
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Another matter today is I'm just fed up by the news today or the in-fighting between muslims around the world. Mainly between the sunnis and syiah or whatever. I mean have these muslims forgotten the teaching of the prophet Muhammad s.a.w?
He teaches tolerant and unity among muslims but these muslims nowadays are a breakout from the original!
In Islam there is only one love, one unity for GOD!
There's no sunny or syiah or whatever you want to call yourself!
Wake up!
I think all of us (muslims) should return to the real teaching of Muhammad s.a.w and forget our petty differences.
Doh!
P.S. Somewhere out there in the desert, a man alone with himself and GOD, living in peace with himself...
The thing is don't just follow the crowd!
The crowd might just be running over a cliff!
So, beware and think for yourself and don't just follow the crowd.
- - - - - - - -
Another matter today is I'm just fed up by the news today or the in-fighting between muslims around the world. Mainly between the sunnis and syiah or whatever. I mean have these muslims forgotten the teaching of the prophet Muhammad s.a.w?
He teaches tolerant and unity among muslims but these muslims nowadays are a breakout from the original!
In Islam there is only one love, one unity for GOD!
There's no sunny or syiah or whatever you want to call yourself!
Wake up!
I think all of us (muslims) should return to the real teaching of Muhammad s.a.w and forget our petty differences.
Doh!
P.S. Somewhere out there in the desert, a man alone with himself and GOD, living in peace with himself...
Monday, April 03, 2006
Recognise me?
I'm wondering if while walking down the street if anyone actually would recognise me by the picture I post on my blog?
Hey, it'll be kind of cool don't you think when suddenly people start talking to you as if they know you when they only see a picture of you on your blog?
Heck, I'll be kind of a celebrity!
Way cool ...
Hey, it'll be kind of cool don't you think when suddenly people start talking to you as if they know you when they only see a picture of you on your blog?
Heck, I'll be kind of a celebrity!
Way cool ...
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Take my quick poll!
I came across a blog which has a poll and decided to put one myself. This is just a test poll and so the my question is kind of out of place. Unless, you know me personally and hate my guts!
So, do me a favor and just vote for fun!
I might consider putting a poll on my blog permanently. So, vote!
So, do me a favor and just vote for fun!
I might consider putting a poll on my blog permanently. So, vote!
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Being A Lawyer
Being A Lawyer
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get one.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, yes I am!"
So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get one.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, yes I am!"
So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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